+ pretty much a variety blog, but right now i most frequently appreciate castle and mercedes jones. it's obnoxious and i'm sorry except i'm not really. enjoy your stay.
how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
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the fact my parents actually put me in a photo shoot when i was 1 with a boa constrictor that hadnt been fed in 4 days that was laid across my back and around my body for the sake of the end result
not kidding
its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
Jefferson is possibly the most irritating man Hamilton has ever met. What surprises Hamilton is that it took him this long to grasp this essential fact.
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there is alexander hamilton fic
